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My stuff’s gonna burn! I gotta get insurance!

May 23, 2011

Yeah! Insurance takes care of the hygiene problem!

I shoulda thoughta that before! Why wasn’t I using my thirty years of experience? Sure, I’ve dealt with insurance a LOT of times!

Used to do a sideline in this in India! Win - win!!!

And if ya do it in India then you can rent the bonfire out to the recently deceased! In Bangalore I had a great sideline as an insurance consultant AND mortician!

I call that a win – win!

I even got a fake licence to be a Hindu rabbi! Or priest! Or whatever!

Now I just got MGTWJ to get some insurance for the house!

And you never know, maybe a Hindu needs a funeral bonfire! I saw an ad on Craigslist for it once! Maybe I should run an ad like that too!

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