Around the World in Eighty Euros

So you’re axin’ how I got from Japan to Belfast, right? Sure you are – you wanna travel around the world in style and you wanna do it cheaper!

I’m in Japan and I need a place to stay before I get on the fishing boat to Vietnam. Easy! There’s a whole empty nuclear power station down there! And the best thing is, I glow so much now that I don’t have to spend money on lighting!

But I really had to hide under those fishing nets when I swam out to the boat! That smell reminds me of my first wife! And she has a ritch cousin!

‘Course I can spell ritch! R-I-T-C-H! So there!

You know, there are no direct flights from Mallorca to Ireland! This is the only way to do it!

See - I told ya there are NO direct flights!