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Deluxe Yacht! Cheaper

November 30, 2011

Okay, so I’m in the whale and I hear a rumbling. Ya know the rumbling, right? So what, you were never in a luxury yacht – you’ve eaten spicy food! Next thing I know I’m on the beach in Sharm El Shaik!

That whale let out a mighty roar. It was the stubble from my beard grating against his brown eye! My second wife was ALWAYS complaining about that!

Now that is a deep tan! I should bottle it!

Everybody else ithere was covered in crap tattoos! I was covered in crap!

I looked really out of place – everybody else was pink and I was a deep brown! Whale bowel is a great place to tan! Not much of a perfume, though.

Ever been on an all fish diet? So you know the smell!

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