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Anchor Aweigh!

December 13, 2011

For this price you get white water excitement too!

Hey – now I’m in Italy! This trip from Ibiza to Belfast is really cheap – I’ve only spent 50 bucks and already I’m close. It just took a week!

So I feel the boat is about to weigh anchor, I can tell by the scraping noise coming from the hull. I’m always off first in this type of deal. After stepping on a few Africans I manage to get to the deck. No mean feat – I was in the cheap seats!

Some of them were kinda angry at me – but how many African swim champions have you seen? That’s right – I was like a hairy Duncan Goodhew!

Next time I’ll tell ya all about my private jet!

I swim like this - especially when chased by Caribiniari and Zulus!

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