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Got wind in your shorts? Now the next step!

December 15, 2011

So that’s me doing a Dizzy Gillespie impression – I’m ready for the next level!

After drinking sauerkraut juice I'm a jazz legend too!

Like flying business class? Great – me too! Get hold of a reclining sun lounger and some throw pillows!

I love flying business class! You can too! CHEAP!

This is gonna be great! You’ll be glad you listened to me – who needs those airlines!

Now get hold of some balloons – the bigger the better!

No! Wait! You’re not supposed to let the back door brass section fill them!

What a moron! Jeez! Now I ain’t telling you the rest until I next feel like it!

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From → humor, Travel

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